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  • Operatives for Operatives #354

    Ornaments not facing the way you left them? Pictures in paintings not the same as the last time you looked? Stautes not where you put them..? You may be a Breach, ensure to report yourself and all infractions to your Correctional Punishment supervisor.

  • Observation #48932

    While small objects are hard to spot. Large objects are easy to miss.

  • R&D

    Our Research and Abomination division are proud to announce they have at last persuaded a leopard to change its spots through positive reinforement and complex genome splicing with mulitple cephalopod species and Operative #435.

    Experiments to alter other distinctive animal hides are still ongoing…