BATHROOM

  • Internal Memo #253

    The shrinking of objects by the Breach is a result of loss of atoms. It appears as though atoms are siphoned through Breaches and the structures reformed to keep the larger object “intact”. Alternate Funding Division (AFD) seems excited over potential commercial applications such as weight loss prcodures and miniaturized pets.

  • Utter Rubbish

    One mans trash is another mans treasure and an operatives potential Breach. No slacking

  • Dear Operatives:

    Control reminds all Operatives every Breach must be reported. Pteronarcophobia is not a valid excuse. Any Operative found purposefully leaving Breaches unreported will be automatically enrolled into R&Ds experimental bio-reconfiguration trials.

CORRIDOR

  • Excessive Reporting

    System reminds Operatives there is no such thing as excessive reporting. Was that door always open? Report. Was that corpse change seats? Report. I cant find any Breaches? Report. Now available with direct neuro-transfer dopamine pump to increase the joys of reporting

  • Note to all Operatives

    Another watcher has been detected at this location, locate and report the intruder before vital monitoring equipment is sabotaged

  • Daily Operative extract. Issue #6424

    “Forecast for Sagittarius

    Look Up. Count the holes”

ADMINISTRATION

  • IT ISNT REAL

    Lanky Franky is an urban myth. It is not an Ex-Operative exposed to Size altering Breaches and did not disappear only to return silently stalking Operatives feeds.

    In other News there is a new opening in R&Ds Biomodifciation Division. Apply Today!

  • Operative #322: Diary Entry excerpt

    “I can’t believe it. My regulation office assigned desk plant. Nurtured, rasied, grown to be big and strong. A testiment to my attention to detail. Gone. Why Breach WHY? can’t you leave the plants alone!"

  • Omens and Harbingers

    The monitors, the phones, the pictures. System suspects something is trying to communicate. Something is trying to come through. Operatives must not engage. Stay Viigilant, Report, survive.

SUPPLY CLOSET

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  • ::INIT>>bios/x32/corrupt_flag=TRUE

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  • [CRITICAL_FAULT]::/mnt/ghost/shell↯↯↯ERROR_0x00FFAAC3::ΔSTACK_OVRFLW

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