Ornaments not facing the way you left them? Pictures in paintings not the same as the last time you looked? Stautes not where you put them..? You may be a Breach, ensure to report yourself and all infractions to your Correctional Punishment supervisor.

Gremlins do not exist. They are a convienent excuse for lazy, underqualified soon to be EX-Operatives. Gromlins on the other hand, are small ,inquisitive, harmless creatures that seem to enjoy exploring newly formed Breaches. They are to be reported for immediate and gratuitous extermination.

They were wrong

The cake is real.

The candles are a lie.

Do not trust the candles

Our Research and Abomination division are proud to announce they have at last persuaded a leopard to change its spots through positive reinforement and complex genome splicing with mulitple cephalopod species and Operative #435.

Experiments to alter other distinctive animal hides are still ongoing…

“Ten green bottles hanging on the wall”
“Ten green bottles hanging on the wall”
“And if one green bottle should accidentally fall”

“Activate Breach Report Protocol”

Whille it is natural for rocking chairs to gently sway back and forth in a gust from an open window, there is a limit. Use your well trained, compulsory standardised Operative judgement wisely.

Aesthetically pleasing Breaches are still Breaches and must be reported. Interior decor and soft furnishings are no exception.

An Operatives job is to maintain the status quo, even in the face of the most distasteful Terrazzo floors and Popcorn Ceilings

Creatures from beyond the Breach appear to also be subject to its Reality Altering effects, indicating they too may be victims of the phenomenon.

If you are feeling any empathy towards these creatures, report to the regulation emotional calibration division immediately

Even in harsh environments, Granite statues and sculptures can last up to 5000 years before erosion destroys them. Operatives should report any missing statues if their monitor duty has not yet exceeded this timeframe.

Attempts to recreate the duplication effect of The Breach are ongoing despite some minor setbacks. Subject Operative #243.5 reports growing familiarity with excess limbs despite unorthodox locations.

Returning to inanimate luggage experiments to fine tune techniques

While small objects are hard to spot. Large objects are easy to miss.

Anomalously high Operative loss in this location. Analysis of Operatives final streams found correlation between failure and mocking, childlike laughter. Operatives are advised to find the source of this laughter as quickly as possible to avoid imminent failure